Friday, 5 August 2016

The Realities Of Being A London Escort (Part 2)

Last time I explained that being an escort in London is completely legal as long as there is no human trafficking or coercion involved, only one girl is working from the location, there is no soliciting or advertising in phone boxes, and that no other laws are being broken. (Sale of narcotics, animal cruelty, under age sex, tax evasion...)

But I was also saying that being a London escort will require you to take a good long hard look at the realities of what being in the business means. So if I am not referring to issues around legality, sexual health etc, what am I referring to? Well the clue is in my mention of the word “business”. Selling sex is a sales business. It is a profession like any other. Indeed the cliché has it as one of the two oldest professions. The other being warrior.

escort london taking off sheer body. sexy
Getting ready for work.
Anyone entering into any other kind of business would do a little research and market testing first, but people just launch themselves into the sex industry on the assumption that since “sex always sells” they will be certain to be able to sell their wares and make a big chunk of cash fast. Imagine thinking the same way about launching a bar, restaurant, shop or anything else and you can see how foolish it might be. Men might always need sex. But why will they buy it from you rather than someone else? Men also need food, but I am not sure I would want to set up against Tesco or Sainsburys!

If you go mass market you will be competing against thousands of gorgeous eastern European girls who lodge six to a room so that they can send as much money home as possible. They are also perfectly happy to travel anywhere in London at no notice at any time of the day or night and supply an hour of vigorous shagging of any kind you can imagine for one hundred pounds an hour.

If you want to be a high class London escort, you will be competing with women who have figures of Sports Illustrated or Vogue models (or who may even be Sports Illustrated or Vogue models!). You will also be up against women who are fluent in multiple languages (as well as the language of love!) and who hold MBAs or PhDs. Often you will find all of the above rolled into one annoying nice, pleasant and friendly person.

Which leaves the mid market. Which is full of women charging around two hundred and fifty pounds an hour, which is cool, but most of their business is incalls which means that you need a place to work from, which needs to be rented and which comes out of your costs. Does it really it need saying that working from home is a really, really, really bad idea?

Your greatest advantage, if it applies to you, is being English. So few women in the mid market in London are English that it becomes a major selling point!

And lastly, you need to work out how to manage your books and manage your banking. The last thing you want to do is not show your income to the Inland Revenue. That way you are sure to get screwed. And not in the good or lucrative way!

So do your research, think it through, and good luck!

Thursday, 4 August 2016

The Realities of Being A London Escort (Part 1)

If you are new to the business and want to be a London escort, then you need to take a good long look at the reality of what is involved. I do not mean the risks of having sex with strange men, or getting involved in sexual practices that you have not even heard of yet. Nor do I mean your sexual health and well-being or making sure that you take precautions whether you are having “straight” sex (whatever that is) or performing oral sex without a condom (OWO) or anal sex (A levels). Just as an aside, any kind of penetrative sex vaginal or anal is always with a condom. No exceptions. At all. Ever. Really. Trust me on this.

london escort basque corset and fishnet stockings
Not an escort. Not soliciting.
I am not even talking about the legal aspects or potential trouble with the police. Contrary to popular opinion and expectation, being a prostitute or escort in England is perfectly legal. You can sell sex to your hearts content. Men can but as much sex as they want or can afford. Other than the perfectly correct limits on human trafficking and coercion, the only provisos are that you cannot street-walk or solicit, and you cannot advertise in telephone boxes. That is about it. You can do anything you damn well like as long as you advertise through the internet or contact magazines and do not have other girls working in the same house or apartment because that is then running a brothel. So the obvious way of keeping yourself safe is not available, but such is life in London.

Oh, and pay your taxes! The Director of Public Prosecutions (DPP) is perfectly sanguine about you shagging twenty men a day for money. As long as another girl does not do so from the same location, no-one is been trafficked, you are not selling drugs (or any other kind of illegal action) and you pay your damn taxes! Give Her Majesties Revenue and Customs their due and they will give you your due.

So what am I talking about if not sexual health, trouble with the law and paying your taxes? More in the next post!

Saturday, 2 July 2016

You Can Choose An Escort In Marbella Or Ibiza? I Am Impressed!

I am always amazed when a randy male tourist visiting Marbella or Ibiza actually manages to contact one of the escort agencies on the Costa del Sol or the White Island and specifically asks for a girl by name. It seems to me to be a massively impressive act of will, decision making ability and self control. Why? The problem of choice.

escort ibiza daisy dukes wet over bikini
Not an escort. Cute though.
It is a well-known phenomenon that people are only able to manage a certain amount of information at any given time. Psychologists call it the rule of seven. Basically, we can remember and focus on somewhere between five and nine things at any given time. Sober and focused women will be at the top end of that number, sex crazed drunk males toward the lower! And there are far more than seven escort agencies in Marbella or Ibiza. And each of those agencies has beautiful and attractive photos of more than seven girls on their front page. Sometimes far more than that number!

Which means making choices at each stage. And making choices is both tiring and psychologically risky. Not only can the average randy bloke not remember all the girls he has looked at, he then has to handle the fear of making the wrong choice. What if the girl he picks is a loony? Or does not look like her photos because she is a moose who lost thirty pounds in five minutes on the Photoshop diet? Or is just truly lousy in bed compared with her far more enthusiastic friend whose photos were not quite as shiny.

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Not an escort. Sexy & sweet.
Psychologists have also begun to establish that decision making works in many ways like a mental equivalent of a physical muscle. The more you use it the stronger it gets and the easier it is to do work with it in the future; the more decision you make the easier it is to make future decisions. But equally the more you use it, the more tired it becomes; the more decisions you make of any kind, the harder it eventually becomes to make even the simplest of choices, let alone the hard ones. Which is why Barack Obama has a standard set of clothes, Steve Jobs always wore different versions of exactly the same thing, and Mark Zuckerberg having a wardrobe full of grey t shirts and hoodies.

So a man who has decided specifically on his choice for the title of the best escort Marbella has to offer, or the sexiest escort Ibiza can deliver by the hour has done an amazing act of mental processing, given the sheer quantities of escorts, streetwalkers and club girls available. Let alone the choice between calling an escort agency, going to a club or pulling a street girl. So having a specific girl that you have chosen as the perfect Ibiza escort or Marbella escort is really impressive.

It is also why most guys just basically ask the escort agency to send a female who is in decent shape and has a pulse.